psats: you gotta SEE the canyon
psats: you gotta FEEL the canyon
psats: you gotta BE the canyon
psats: you gotta DATE the canyon
psats: you gOTTA FUCK THE CANYON
21 things we learned today from the PSAT:
1. If you become ill, have a teacher DESTROY your answer sheet immediately
2. Diamonds are super hard to bubble in
3. Jasmine KNOWS she is lucky!
4. If you are a Boston man the Grand Canyon won’t be as grand as the goddamn post card and if you aren’t…
PSAT's: Do not post anything about the test online.
PSAT's: It is illegal and you could get in serious trouble if you do.
PSAT's: You could even be arrested for doing so.
PSAT's: DON'T YOU DARE-
Students: *creates PSAT Fandom*
Students: *#PSAT is now trending on twitter*
PSAT's: I WILL DESTROY YOUR SCORE SHEET!!
Students: *start a cult that worships young sensei as their lord and savior*
PSAT's: I WILL BEDAZZLE YOU! AND MAKE YOU WRITE MORE PARAGRAPHS IN SCRIPT!
Students: B̴̟̼͟u̥̯̤̜̪̘͞t̡̨̜̝͔́ ̴̰̝̟h̰ͅa̶̬̥̱̹͖v̠̝̰͙̪́e҉̛̣̣̹͖̤̝̱̞͇ ̼̭̻̫̙̰́y̶̧͖̤͈͚o̰̳̞̯̝̖͠u̢̮̱͕͜ ̙̗̙̹͖r̰̬̤͘͢͝ͅe̬̹̰̼͓̬͓a̪̠̥͜l̨͇͚͉̪͎̫͘͞ḻ͇̦̪͓͢y̛͙̱ ̛͈͓̠͙̩̘̳ͅS̝̥̰̪͢E͏͖̭̘̮̼̩͡E̥̺̘̫͙͓͞N̴̲͔̼̣̯͚͟ ̸͇̱t̶̸̢̹̞͎̰̤̭̼̬̜h̺̯͈̤̤͙̺́͡e͏͍̪̻̩̀ͅ ̀҉̶̪̣̯̮͈G̤͔͙͍͍̤̻ŗ̩̬̞a͉̫͔̙͔͜n̴̶̝͔̺͟ḍ͓ ̙͓̟̪̻͍̙̠͙͝C͉͓̯̠̻̜̱̦͢͟a̧͘҉̙̳̗̖̖̞͙ṇ̶̭̜̱̱̳̰y͢҉̗̰̪̟̱̗̥͝o̷̢̙̬̟͖̲̩n̵͎͔̮̙̣?̶͍̟̰̠͖̀